Yale Club, New York

"Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine... That whole Yale thing."

Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

Just in case you're wondering, I'm not into that whole Yale thing. Unlike Bush, Bush, Clinton, Clinton and Ford, I was a mere guest at The Yale Club, 50 Vanderbilt Avenue, New York City, +1 212 716 2100. No coke thanks. Just a plate of your finest eggs benedict please.