Chocolate Eggs for Breakfast

What do you mean, don't eat too much chocolate, all the other kids hate him, chocolate's the only friend he's got.
Marjorie Dawes, Fat Fighters

This morning I can say with all honesty that I had one egg for breakfast. Never mind that it was a Haigh's Easter egg (Adelaide's contribution to world food). Never mind that it was 600 grams of pure chocolate. Never mind that you could fit a baby alien inside. Just one egg. That's all. No toast. Marjorie would be proud. Fat Fighters here I come.


Pippin waits nervously for the baby alien to emerge