Automatic at Crown, South Melbourne

I really don't like slimy scrambled eggs. I don't like bacon with strings of rubbery fat that make it impossible to extract the meat. And I don't like it when two dry slabs of boring-looking toast are dumped on the side of my plate like a garnish. This morning I scored the trifecta at Automatic, in the Crown complex, 8 Whiteman Street, South Melbourne, Tel +61 3 9690 8500. The view across the river is nice. The waiter was friendly. But the food was awful. Especially the skanky eggs.